It is well known that humpback whales have three main hobbies: eating, sleeping and beating orcas. On this day, an orca teenager declared on air that he had a humpback whale mate. Orca One: "Junior, if you get kidnapped you blink!" Humpback whale clan: "Is this racial depravity or evolutionary obliteration?!" Peanut gallery: "They are also too matchy-matchy, lock me up!!!"